Thursday, July 15, 2004

President Kim II Sung is Alive in the Hearts of Humankind Forever!

I've been browsing around North Korea's brand spankin' new web portal, obviously. As much as I know Communism is alive and well in certain parts of the world, it's sort of strange to see it floating around the ether of the internet. Red on the Web!

For those of you know are not aware of Kim II Sung's credentials, I'll quote the website:

"Our leader is indeed the greatest leader of the working class. He personified unusual intelligence, outstanding leadership and lofty communist virtues, which nobody has ever possessed, and opened up and shone modern history with his profound revolutionary theories and great revolutionary practice. He is a benevolent father of the people, who brilliantly covered the whole distance of the prolonged revolutionary struggle with boundless devotion to the revolutionary cause and with warm love for the people."

That says it all, I suppose.

In other news, a fortune cookie I got the other day insists that I will "suceed in my pesant plans."

Well, then.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aw, in all that they forgot to mention totally sexy!

http://ncafe.com/northkorea/images/sunglass_kim.jpg
--Andrea

Anonymous said...

Sorry to totaly post off topic, but are you from Michigan? I know who Mr. Seeking pretty amputee is. We noticed the fliers on our cars for weeks and then caught the guy one night.

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