Welcome to my foggy, post-apocalyptic neighborhood.I used the Surrealist's Ebay Feedback Generator to make the critical decision on what I should leave for my most recent purchase. We bought a 1 MB iPod Shuffle, and they originally sent us a 512MB, so I thought I'd experiment with a little over the top negative feedback. Here is what was generated:
Item detestable. Beastly packaging. Immensely slow dispatch.
Notably horrid quality! Cursed packaging. Sluggish delivery.
Daunting quality. Uncomely packaging. Ever so dire delivery.
The item was detestable! Foul packaging. Abhorrent delivery.
Item abhorrent! Very, very slow dispatch. Heinous packaging.
Item sickening. Loathsome packaging. Delivery was repellent.
Rotten quality! Packaging was vile. Delivery was detestable.
Item is of heinous quality! Haglike packaging. Slow to send.
Item is of eerie quality! Slow to send. Frightful packaging.
The item was icky and lurid. Cursed packaging. Late to send.
Notably horrid quality! Cursed packaging. Sluggish delivery.
Daunting quality. Uncomely packaging. Ever so dire delivery.
The item was detestable! Foul packaging. Abhorrent delivery.
Item abhorrent! Very, very slow dispatch. Heinous packaging.
Item sickening. Loathsome packaging. Delivery was repellent.
Rotten quality! Packaging was vile. Delivery was detestable.
Item is of heinous quality! Haglike packaging. Slow to send.
Item is of eerie quality! Slow to send. Frightful packaging.
The item was icky and lurid. Cursed packaging. Late to send.
The packaging was uncomely and haglike! I demand a refund!
1 comment:
oh my god, I love it.
"The item was icky and lurid. Cursed packaging. Late to send."
icky! and lurid!
so...huh? your house is burning down?
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