Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith:

Well, that was quick. Microsoft only recently came out with their new "creative" program, Songsmith, and already people are using it to its full potential.

Songsmith is an absolutely fantastic tool for musicians who are tired of writing all those troublesome songs themselves. Are you bored with songs that have "soul" or "matching chords and vocals?" No more!! Songsmith smoothly and magically transforms any song into a glorious, steaming pile of sterile and soulless elevator muzak!

All you have to do is sing or provide the vocals, and Songsmith will take care of the rest. Wow!